Top Hat

Had my heart set on acquiring a top hat.  Found one online. Talked myself out of it. Saw Spielberg's "Lincoln". Talked myself into it. Too late. Online top hat sold out. Kicked myself. Two weeks later, kicked myself again and curiosity took over, needed to see sold out online top hat once more. There she was. Back on the market. Purchased said top hat. Immediately suffered from buyer's remorse, "What the heck am I going to do with a top hat????" 

Remembered that every great woman in history has donned the top hat. 

Fulfilled with true sartorial satisfaction.